May 2009
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Dee: They left us a list of demands.
Frank: What are you talking about!? That's their last will and testiment! That is NOT demands!!
Dee: It says at the top "List of Demands"!
Frank: Well whatever, it's their wishes and we have to honor them.
Dee: Oh we do? We do? We have to honor them? Okay, let's see Frank. Charlie's number one... "My ashes are to be made into a tea and dranken by everywan in bar."
Frank: Done!
Dennis: Ew, dammit. Gross. Fine, what else?
Dee: Mac's number one... "In lieu of a body which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, I would like the duster to be burned and it's ashes buried in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river."
Dennis: Well that's crazy, I'm not gonna burn or bury the duster...
Dee: We also both have to name our first born child Murphey because that was Robocop's name.
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Charlie, show us where he touched you.
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“If I was going to break the window, I would simply do it with a roundhouse kick.”
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