It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Archive

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Gun Shot!

(Submitted by haney)

Jan 31st

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The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1

Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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“Well I guess a deal’s a deal. Pop those knickers off so we can jam, yeah?”

– Mac. Season 4 Episode 4 - ‘Mac’s Banging the Waitress’ (via acegemtura)

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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“Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man...”

– Charlie, “The Gang Exploits a Miracle”, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (via jessicacowan)

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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“I like to humiliate guys! Sure! I’m no different than those guys are now,...”

– Dennis Reynolds, The Gang Reignites the Rivalry

Jan 26th

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NEWS: The Nightman Cometh LIVE Haiti Benifit

One night only! February 12 — Los Angeles, CA Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am on Live Nation! *CORRECTION* Sorry guys, tickets actually go on sale this THURSDAY at 10am.

Jan 25th

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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prodigal-deactivated20100227-de asked: to the person who wants glasses like frank, try paul frank.

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Mac: Everybody, relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that's mayonnaise.  That's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo. 
Frank: You telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches? 
Charlie: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.

Jan 23rd

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turnstyles: orangealert: Ily Charlie.

Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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I didn't hear a thing!

markyb: Is your cat making Too Much NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around, driving you crazy? is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid!

Jan 20th

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