Mac: It doesn’t matter, we shouldn’t bash these people up.
Dennis: No, no, of course we shouldn’t bash these people up. Look, ok, absolutely we could cave the husband’s skull in here. Yes, we could take the wife down to the basement and have a frenzied free-for-all with her. We could tie the kids up in their little rooms upstairs so they wouldn’t hear any of it.
Mac: In that scenario we’d have to kill the kids cause they would’ve seen our faces.
Dennis: Right, we could smear the walls with their blood, guys. There are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here but I think the easiest thing really is to just go get the deed.
-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Episode 5x01, “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”
