25 life lessons handed down from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
- You do not hunt a man.
- Europeans can set up everything.
- When you sign up your bar to host a dance competition, be sure that there is no “Pride” section.
- If you want this baby boy’s hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.
- Men are strong and can carry heavy things. Women are weak and they can’t.
- Glory holes are awesome.
- WILD CARD, BITCHES!
- Parents are bugging their babies these days because babies can’t be trusted.
- I don’t want to be his friend, I want to shoot him in the face.
- Jesus had the best abs.
- Pooping in someone’s purse is the ultimate revenge.
- Jockeys can talk.
- Never mess with the McPoyles.
- If a door is locked, try your apartment key. How many possible lock combination can there be? It’s worth a try.
- Dumps are the best places to find Ali-Baba swords.
- Every great crew in history has had a funny fat guy.
- Dusters are badass.
- Don’t play football if your bones shatter like glass.
- If a woman is the boss of a bank, it’s a weird bank.
- YOU DO NOT GRAB FROM BEHIND!
- Camel’s humps are filled with milk.
- It’s always gong down in Chinatown.
- It’s okay to be in cahoots with street-rats, if it involves drugs or endurance competitions.
- Playing basketball is more important than your friend having cancer.
- Do not base your decisions on episodes of Scooby-Doo.
(Submitted by theaverageparadise)
