It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Charlie: Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning, I always...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:23:06 -0500

Charlie: Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we’ve got iced, delicious Coors in the bar. Then, ya know, that’s the last thing I do. Ol’ Charlie’s done a lot of work around here.
Dennis: Charlie. That sign does not say Coors.
Charlie: Eh?
Mac: Goddammit.
Dennis: Come outside. … CLOSED! It says CLOSED, Charlie.
Charlie: Ohhhh. Okay. Right, I can see that now. Ya know, you can’t really read it from the inside.
Mac: YOU CAN’T READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!

beachbumdalt: malloriebletts: Rob McElhenney aka Mac on Lost....

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:22:53 -0500

beachbumdalt:

malloriebletts:

Rob McElhenney aka Mac on Lost. CRAZY.

:D

Charlie: Dennis, could you take a five?Dennis: Uh, well I just...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:15:45 -0500

Charlie: Dennis, could you take a five?
Dennis: Uh, well I just don’t wanna cut the song.
Charlie: I would like for you to take a five.
Dennis: F— Five minutes?
Charlie: Can we have five now? Please? Dee and I. Can I get— Can you have a five over there?
Dennis: …
Charlie: Will you take a five, Dennis!? Take a five, please!!

"Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?"

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:14:31 -0500

“Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?”

- Dennis, “It’s Always Sunny” (via labeledbones)

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Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:12:45 -0500

labeledbones: (via fuckyeahsubs)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:57:10 -0500

labeledbones:

(via fuckyeahsubs)

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Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:57:19 -0500

http://dicktowel.com/

(Submitted by fortruthisalwaysstrange)

barnumyay: Lawyer: I will take care of all of your legal needs...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:56:54 -0500

barnumyay:

Lawyer: I will take care of all of your legal needs if each of you agrees ot never seek my legal advice again. And you promise not to break into my home and rape my wife while she’s sleeping.
Dennis: Bro, “rape”? I wasn’t talking about raping your wife. I was talking about making love to her sweetly while she sleeps and I was gonna do it for you, you son of a bitch — alright fine, I won’t do it.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.08 - “Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”

rackattack: Charlie and The Waitress !

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:56:50 -0500

rackattack:

Charlie and The Waitress !

Behind the Scenes with Glenn Howerton

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:53:57 -0500

Behind the Scenes with Glenn Howerton

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:53:54 -0500

Mac: Uh, hey Sandy. What’s crackin’?Dee: This is...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 03:53:59 -0500

Mac: Uh, hey Sandy. What’s crackin’?
Dee: This is Mac, right? Good looking guy, great sense of humour, really bulky?
Mac: Uh, more ripped
Charlie: Strike that.
Mac: Jacked.
Charlie: Irrelevant.
Mac: Toned.
Charlie: Exaggeration.
Mac: I work out!
Charlie: I’ll allow it.
Mac: Okay. Yeah, that’s me.
Dee: Listen, I was thinking maybe you should come over to my place tonight. There’s no one here, I’m all alone. Could you come take care of me?
Charlie: I’ll allow it.
Mac: Uhhh, yeah! Yeah, I can come take care of you.
Dee: Great! Then I’ll see you at my place!
Mac: Great. I’ll see you tonight!
Charlie: I’ll allow it.

"I love how many people have pointed out that Edward is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system in “New Moon”."

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:53:07 -0500

“I love how many people have pointed out that Edward is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system in “New Moon”.”

- Glenn Howerton (via his Twitter.) (via awjeez) (via fujiidom) (via labeledbones)

via ohnotheydidn’t

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:53:16 -0500

via ohnotheydidn’t

Red Carpet at the Nightman Cometh in NYC.

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:53:13 -0500

Red Carpet at the Nightman Cometh in NYC.

michaelkuttler: Dennis: I want to get that Jesus on the cross...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:52:55 -0500

michaelkuttler:

Dennis: I want to get that Jesus on the cross look, you know what I mean?
Dee: I see what you’re saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core…

thegarebear: popculturebrain: sandboxwarrior: also see “The...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:52:57 -0500

thegarebear:

popculturebrain:

sandboxwarrior:

also see “The M.A.C. system” : Move in After Completion

Dee: Well, Mac. I think we have successfully pulled off one...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:52:54 -0500

Dee: Well, Mac. I think we have successfully pulled off one extreme makeover.
Mac: Yeah. I love their eyes.

annahinks: hero

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:52:08 -0500

annahinks:

hero