Charlie: Hey!! Hey!! Philly Phrenetic! Philly Phrenetic! Huge fan, man, seriously.
*Phrenetic offers a hug*
Charlie: Are you serious? Do you mean that!? Ahhah! Alright, now, seriously. Man to man, mascot to mascot, I was wondering maybe if you could get me in the game, ya know? Maybe hook me up with a Greenman routine, we’ll do it at the stadium together—
*Phrenetic belly-bumps Charlie*
Charlie: Alright, dude. I’m trying to talk to you, dude. I’m trying to have a conversation with you and you’re belly-bumpin’ me. Alright, s—
*Phrenetic offers a five*
Charlie: Alright, I’ll give y— Don’t big league me here, man. LOOK! I’m trying to have a conversation with the man behind the mask, I feel like you’re big leaguing me, dude. Are you taking me seriously?
*fight breaks out*
Guy #1: That guy’s beatin’ on the Phrenetic!
Guy #2: Dude, is that a hate crime?
Guy #1: Nah, it’s not a hate crime.
Guy #2: Wanna hammer his ass anyway?
Guy #1: Definitely.