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rolandfox:

Charlie: We gotta get a lot closer.
Mac: Closer? No, you gotta stay far away ‘cause it’s gonna blow up, dude!
Charlie: Chicken shit, I’ll walk right up to that thing and shoot it.
Mac: No, you can’t walk right up to it and shoot.
Charlie: It’ll blow you to safety!

labeledbones:

Yeah.

Frank: Magazines, magazines. Cut ‘em out with this. What are you lookin’ at?
Mac: Frank, she doesn’t understand what you’re saying.
Dee: No, you gotta say “corte.” That means “cut.”
Frank: Corte, Corte!

Frank: I am gonna blast your face off.

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Mac: Maybe we could sell the house ourselves. You know, save the 5%. What do realtors do anyway? They pop on a blazer, they walk people through a house. We could do that!
Dennis: Mm, Mac, the real estate business is something that takes a lot of style and a lot of finesse and that’s something that the two of us both have in spades!
Mac: Absolutely. I’m thinkin’ we’d do like a classic good realitor/bad realitor dynamic.
Dennis: Oh shit! I’m the good, you’re the bad?
Mac: You’re the sweet to my sour!
Dennis: The honey to your vinegar?