(Source: femalevillain)

RYAN: Dee came out of the bathroom in her new outfit feeling quite saucy.
SWEET DEE: Call me a bird all night. Makin’ fun, sayin’ names. Let’s see who’s sexy now, dickwads, ‘cause I look good.
LIAM: Dee was clearly on a warpath to prove to one of you that she was indeed sexy.
RYAN: And the best way to do that was to trick one of you two into making love to her.
LIAM: Knowing that Charlie was the weakest, and by far the most vulnerable, she assumed he would be the easiest to take advantage of.
RYAN: And so, she took Charlie into the back office and had her way with him. You should see the look on your face
LIAM: It’s good enough to eeeeeat.
CHARLIE: No. Hold on a second. That wasn’t me.
RYAN: What?
CHARLIE: That wasn’t me! I switched costumes with Dennis. That was Dennis.
FRANK: So Dennis thought Deandra was the peacock chick?
MAC: And Dee thought that Dennis was Charlie?
CHARLIE: So Dee thinks that I’m the dad, but Dennis, you’re the dad!
RYAN & LIAM: Delightful.
DENNIS: Oh, shit. I’m gonna be sick.
LIAM: Go. Do it. Feel it. Let it out.
CHARLIE: Let’s just get— Let’s just get outta here.
LIAM: Don’t flush.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 6.07: “Who Got Dee Pregnant?”

(via harbingerofmalady)