Doyle: Hey, man, stop smoking, will ya? Some of us are trying to make the team.
Mac: Are you kidding me, bro?
Doyle: No.
Mac: Guy, if you think you’re actually going to make the Philadelphia Eagles, then you’re pathetic.
Doyle: You’re pathetic.
Mac: No, you’re pathetic, sport.
Doyle: No, you are!
Mac: You’re pathetic!
Doyle: You’re pathetic!
Mac: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS PATHETIC!
Doyle: Whatever, man! When I’m done with this tryout, you’ll go back to your sad, pitiful life and I’ll be on the Eagles. And everybody in Philadelphia will know the name McPoyle.














