Dennis: I’m callin’ Kangaroo Court on this one. Charlie: Kangaroo Court! It’s a Kangaroo Court. And you know what, I’m gonna toss in my counter-suit. Charlie Kelly vs. Major League Baseball and the Philly Phernetic. Dee: Counter-suit, Charlie? Don’t do it, Charlie. Don’t do it. Oh, boy. Charlie: This guy, he’s got a strangle-hold on the mascot scene. First of all, I had to call him the Phrenetic, his names the Phanatic. But I’m gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the Phanatic. And let’s talk about steroids! Can we talk about steroids!? Can we talk about steroid abuse!? It’s bullshit! It’s ruining the game! It’s RUINING it!
Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual. Underlined.