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Charlie: I guess I’m ridin’ with you, bro.
Hitchhiker: Alright. Hey, you’re not gonna sing to me, are you?
Charlie: …I might.

Charlie: What is going on with you, man. You’re going off the deep end lately.
Dennis: I feel like he’s been wading around in the deep end for a while now, Charlie.
Charlie: No bro, it’s different. He’s staying out like all hours of the night! I never see him. If he is around, he’s usually not even wearing clothes.
Frank: I’m wearing clothes now, bitch.
Dee: You’re wearing a shirt that’s on inside out and it’s covered in grease.
Frank: It’s not grease, it’s sap.
Dennis: Sap? How’d you get covered in sap?
Frank: I got really wasted. I must have climbed a tree.
Mac: Really stepping up the insanity, huh?
Frank: Yeah, I’m trying to push myself, see how far I can go!
Dennis: I feel like you’ve been standing on the edge of a cliff for a while now. I say hop off! Let’s see where you land!
Charlie: I really wish you wouldn’t encourage him, man. I wish you wouldn’t.
Mac: Charlie, if someone wants to push their boundaries, you gotta let ‘em. Frank, jump!

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Charlie: We gotta get a lot closer.
Mac: Closer? No, you gotta stay far away ‘cause it’s gonna blow up, dude!
Charlie: Chicken shit, I’ll walk right up to that thing and shoot it.
Mac: No, you can’t walk right up to it and shoot.
Charlie: It’ll blow you to safety!

Dennis: Whoa, what the hell’s going on over here?
Dee: Frank’s trying to kill himself.
Charlie: Oh my god, is he alright? Frank, are you alright?
Frank: … Don’t try to stop me!

D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

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The Waitress: I don’t like this bitch’s attitude!

Frank: Magazines, magazines. Cut ‘em out with this. What are you lookin’ at?
Mac: Frank, she doesn’t understand what you’re saying.
Dee: No, you gotta say “corte.” That means “cut.”
Frank: Corte, Corte!

Frank: I am gonna blast your face off.

Dennis: See? That’s what happens when you don’t have salt.
Charlie: My God! There’s not enough salt in the world for her!
Dennis: The garbage pale cousin.

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