Charlie: Lastly, before I open the bar in the morning, I always make sure to turn on the Coors sign, let people know we’ve got iced, delicious Coors in the bar. Then, ya know, that’s the last thing I do. Ol’ Charlie’s done a lot of work around here.
Dennis: Charlie. That sign does not say Coors.
Charlie: Eh?
Mac: Goddammit.
Dennis: Come outside. … CLOSED! It says CLOSED, Charlie.
Charlie: Ohhhh. Okay. Right, I can see that now. Ya know, you can’t really read it from the inside.
Mac: YOU CAN’T READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!

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barnumyay:

Lawyer: I will take care of all of your legal needs if each of you agrees ot never seek my legal advice again.  And you promise not to break into my home and rape my wife while she’s sleeping.
Dennis: Bro, “rape”?  I wasn’t talking about raping your wife.  I was talking about making love to her sweetly while she sleeps and I was gonna do it for you, you son of a bitch — alright fine, I won’t do it.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.08 - “Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”

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thegarebear:

popculturebrain:

sandboxwarrior:

also see “The M.A.C. system” : Move in After Completion